Buddy: “Do girls have penises too?”
Mommy: “No, that's the difference between boys and girls. A boy has a penis and a girl doesn't.”
Buddy: “Then how do girls go pee pee?”
There is a Chinese Restaurant in town that has a giant panda on its sign. At the auto parts store across the street, Buddy pointed to the Chinese restaurant and said to Princess Sparkley:
Buddy: That's the panda shop.
Daddy: That's not a panda shop.
Buddy: Oh. What is it?
Daddy: It's a Chinese restaurant.
Buddy: Oh. 'Cept how come we never eatten there?
Princess Sparkley said something about what kind of car she was going to buy when she grew up. Buddy said, “I'm going to buy a UPS truck when I grow up.”
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Buddy: “I'm going to be a train driver when I grow up. Or a mail man. I don't know yet.”
Buddy: “[Baby X] looks like a whole different boy today. Did he get a haircut?”
Mommy: “No.”
Buddy: “Then how come he looks like a whole different boy?”
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